Verse 1)
Thereâs a burnt-out Chevy rustinâ by the county line weeds
An old dog on the porch and unpaid needs
Bartender said âBoy, you laugh at the strangest thingsâ
I said âThatâs what happens when life keeps yankinâ stringsâ
Bossman wore a necktie like a hangman wears a rope
Talked in circles âbout success while everybody choked
Girl said âWhereâs your future?â I pointed at the sky
Said âIf I ever figure life out, thatâs the day I dieâ
(Chorus)
I died from serious people
Stone faces killinâ the room
Turninâ every little joke into a courtroom doom
Yeah they sucked the smoke from the jukebox
Killed the buzz in every bar
Iâd rather ride with sinners than saints in fancy cars
(Verse 2)
Preacher talked redemption like a banker sells debt
Meanwhile half the town was drowninâ in regret
One guy bragged about money like heâd conquered the moon
Then cried in the parking lot two drinks past noon
They all wanna fix ya, polish every scar
Turn a roadside outlaw into some office park star
But the drunks and the dreamers still know somethinâ true
A little dark humorâs what gets some people through
(Chorus)
I died from serious people
Cold hearts and coffee breath
Every conversation sounded one inch shy of death
Yeah they traded all the laughter
For opinions and control
But the broken and the reckless
Still know how to rock and roll
(Bridge)
So if you catch me smilinâ
When the whole thing goes insane
Itâs âcause laughterâs cheaper medicine
Than drowninâ in the pain
(Final Chorus)
I died from serious people
But I came back twice as mean
With a six-string resurrection and gasoline dreams
Yeah lifeâs too short for stiff suits
And people scared to feel
Give me dogs, bars, bad jokes
And something honest and real
I died from serious people
Thatâs the story of my life
Laughinâ somewhere past the city limits
Under busted neon light
The Girl at 7/11 said
Do You have a rewards card ?
Only in Heaven .
